Long time no blog:)

Well I believe the last time I blogged there was a blizzard a foot. That has come and gone. It very kindly left me with an upper respiratory infection. When the weather changes that quickly and drastically, no good can come for my immune system. Eh anywho, not much has changed since my last post. Still in a funk, still wanting out out out! The other day, a lady tells me it's gross that I am working with food when I have a nasty cough and clearly dont feel well. I tell her I will be perfectly fine with her paying my wages for me to go home if she can convince my bosses to let me go home. There is no rest for the weak where I roll. sad fact but true. Also last time I checked, who was putting a gun to her head making her eat a sample from someone she feels is disgusting?! Not me:) Although a gun to her head makes a nice mental picture. I did meet a nice lady today who's 20 year old daughter is getting married and rolls with rich kids. The family however is not rich. So here is this poor woman trying to plan a spectacular wedding and party for her kid on a beer budget with a child with champagne taste. I taught her a bunch of things today, like how to make beer taste like champagne figuratively speaking. See, being pretty much living paycheck to paycheck teaches how to have nice stuff without spending alot. It's all about the presentation. I have things in my house that came from thrift stores and you would never know because I jazz them up or decorate with them in ways that make them look fancy. I have gotten really good with that. In fact, I dont think if I did come into money that I would want fancy ass furniture and decor because I rather enjoy a good bargain find. So I consider myself an expert in the ways of buying on a budget. Hopefully what I shared with her will help her daughter's big day to be a success. Despite contrary belief, I thoroughly enjoy what I do if it was all I did but since becoming a human doormat/bitch servant, it makes the days tedious. Colleywood can be mercilous. Explain to me this: how are these people rolling in money, but they come in and eat all my samples like they havent  had food in freakin years. Really?! Go home and have your personal chef make you something, but quit eating the food in bulk that i have to keep making until my shift is up. Also, get a real life. These women come in daily just to taste samples and buy like two things to make it seem like thats what they wanted. I dont know about you guys but I do not go to grocery stores on my days off just to try samples. That's is more than mildlyl pathetic. Oh well what can I do? Not a damn thing I tell ya! So I will just return to my comfy couch with my doggies and eat my chicken wings that I did not get as a free sample. Maybe one day I will serve straight up poo as a sample and I will confidently tell you they would eat it...oh they will eat it....