Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hell Hath Froze Over!!

So here's what's new in Colleywood as of right now: Ice ice and more ice. Oh and this said ice is an epidemic and is also covering almost all of Texas right now. Guess who gets to work in this shit because Colleywood elite never sleep? This gal and she is not pleased. It's one thing to have to work in bad weather, I would understand if I did something truly meaningful but I serve demos and take catering orders. Now if you're from Colleywood, that means life ends if you are not present 24/7 to tend to their needs. But here is what I want answered: why when other businesses have shut down and the news is saying please stay indoors are they all out shopping, then bitching that we don't have power or that it is too cold in the store? Really? I didn't notice the cold. Why? Because I have been standing in it for 7 hours to serve you assholes and I now cannot feel feelings. Then they come in and say man why are you here, the weather is so bad right now. That's when I reply, well I wouldn't be here if you assholes would stop shopping for dumb shit and risking your life for a jar of cherries. They will not shut down our store if there are people still coming in. That being said, I quite enjoy this weather. Not the working in it with no heat part but my hubstser being home all day and when I get home. cuddling up at night and watching snowflakes fall. The challenge of driving on the ice without dying. It's all fun to me. And I will surely miss it when it's gone because I think crazy weather is cool. I could stand it to go up in temperature a little bit I mean 18?!! That's a bit much! I am totally ok with like 30's and 40's though. heck when it goes up to that here soon, we will all be in tank tops we will think it's so warm. So cheers to weather, boos all around to working in it. Oh and people of Colleywood, if you truly believe I should not be at work in all this ice, stop shopping. Please.

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