So long 2010!

 I decided on this New Year's Eve Eve, I would share some valuables that I have learned this year. I choose to not stuff my face with black eyed peas and greens to bring me wealth and luck because last year, that did not work. Instead these tidbits arose. 1. A group of women consisting of more than 3 women cannot be friends. It simply does not work. You will always have that one girl who is so insecure she simply cannot stand if any other group members hang out without her presence, who frankly was quite annoying at times anyway thus being the reason she was uninvited. 2. Ejnoy your siblings and the people in your life you love while they are around because when they are gone or off doing new adventures, you simply stop mattering. It's not you, they just have new doors opening and you are standing behind one that has closed. 3. Breast cancer is a very real, very upsetting part of my life now due to the fact that two people I absolutely adore have been fighting it all year and frankly I want it to end. I wish I could wiggle my nose bewitched style and make it disappear but God has other plans for them and  I know he's doing the best he can. I just hope he hurries up and shows us why he's doing it.  And last but not least, I am terrified of having children. I want one and only one really really badly but not now. However I do not want to be 30 when I have one. I also do not want one anytime soon so what to do? This thought both panics me and causes me extreme nauseau so I have set it aside for now but how do you know when the time is right? Because honestly folks I'm not getting any richer, younger or free anytime soon so do you take the leap or stand on the edge of the cliff and cry? I hope to find these answers and resolve some of these issues in the new year but for now, I will drink my cheap wine tomorrow with my wonderful hubster and welcome whatever lessons the new year has to offer. It's been fun 2010....

Here's Your Sign....

Question to all of you: Does money make you absolutely ignorant?! It seems to be the case in Colleywood. They no longer read for themselves, cook for themselves or think for themselves. Pretty soon they won't even wipe their own asses!! It's absolutely absurd. Money should not make you mentally challenged, it should wisen you if a nything I mean you had to earn those riches the hard way so why take it out on the little men like myself who are trying to achieve what you have? I could rant all day about these people, I mean one guy tells me he wants to play the lottery machine but he hates the one we have. Then he stares at me. Does he think I can poop out a new machine for him? And how impertinent is it that he play this lottery when he is probably gonna call the limo service to whisk him off to his Colleywood mansion? Surreal. I am quite gripy tonight so I will cut this one short but think about this: Before you open your mouth, make sure what's going to come out is reasonable and smart and in no way demeaning otherwise, keep it closed:)

Welcome to my thoughts and observations...

Allow me to introduce myself. I am a 25 year old, happily married old woman trapped in a youngsters body.  I have a job that at times is trying on my nerves but also allows me to observe how dilusional and strange this world can be. Not many people believe what actually happens to me sometimes so I will tell you and you make of it what you will. I was told today that I would make a great comic strip and frankly I agree. I am loud, obnoxious and above all, not a kiss ass. From 9am-6pm, I have to be the exact opposite. I come home, clean, cook and share tv time with the hubster. Sounds dull to most but it suits me nicely. So I figure on a day to day basis it may just be an nice release just to tell  you what I experience because believe me Colleywood is a whole 'nother world people and tell you all the yummy food I make and all the crazy thoughts that go through this mind of mine. Because believe me, there is only one mind like mine and I'm pretty proud of it (grew it myself, thanks:) Oneday I hope to be writing a hysterical, real life gal column for a newspaper or magazine but until then, this will do! Welcome to my world, proceed with caution!